One Man Try Tape Dispenser
Mr. P has only one purpose in life: to serve you tape. Thankfully, he performs this function with aplomb. He keeps his mouth perpetually open so that you can grab tape whenever you need it. Mr. P will never cut off your tape supply because he needs to swallow. Mr. P will also never drool all over your tape because, well, his hollow head is simply full of tape. Use his serrated shoes to tear off your desired length of tape.